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i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business
the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss
causing a ruckus
My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.
(Source: unflavoredwaxedfloss20)
(Via malformalady Source: unflavoredwaxedfloss20) 10,800 notes | 3 months ago
Obsessed with this cross!
Beautiful
(Via malformalady Source: belfryoddities) 1,913 notes | 3 months ago
Archaeologists unearthed a teratoma (tumor with teeth) from a burial dating to between the 16th and 18th centuries in Lisbon.
(Via malformalady Source: cultofweird) 531 notes | 3 months ago
Americans be
shart
in the local walmart
(Via fullmetalfisting Source: rossjm) 54,883 notes | 4 months ago